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Omnivorous Scree are extinct

Obituary:
A subspecies of the ubiquitous Scree family, the Omnivorous Scree was
an odd creature. Having multiple mouths complete with separate
digestive tracts, Omnivorous Scree had been observed in the wild
eating 4 or 5 disparate food stuffs simultaneously. Evolutionary
theorists are at a loss for what possible purpose such a complex
method of nutrient intake could have served. This has led some to
theorize this might actually have been a mutation originally developed
to allow oral relations with multiple, simultaneous partners. Perhaps
this is why the Omni Scree was destined for it's brief tenure in the
world. With it's lack of focus, it was only a matter of time until
it's population died out due to predation by apex predators. Even
their highly advanced porn star-like reflexes could not save them from
extinction in the end.

mutations:

slobbery
Huge Maw +20 attack vs shaggy
Slippery +20 defense vs scraggly
Spongy +20 defense vs slobbery
The Shocker +20 defense vs shaggy
Pornstar Reflexes +10 defense vs excessive ejaculate (can be fired at will)

reproduction = 105%