(song: I Wanna Be A Muffy)

	PATTI
SOME BOYS HUFF AND PUFF!
THEY CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH!
THEY'RE MUCH TOO ROUGH FOR ME

								KATE
I LIKE A BOY IN A SUIT
WHO CAN SPEND A LITTLE LOOT
OPEN UP THE DOOR FOR ME

								ALL
I DON'T WANNA BE A JEANNE
A KATHY, TAMMY OR A COLLEEN
I DON'T WANNA EVER EVER EVER BE FAT
AS BORING AS A BORING AS A DEMOCRAT

							DEB
I WANNA BE A PRISSY MUFFED MUFFY
SO UPTIGHT AND STUFFY
REBUFF THE POOR BOYS WHO LOOK TOO SCRUFFY
A PRISSY MUFF PRISSY MUFF MUFFY

								TINA
I'LL NEVER HAVE TO EARN A WAGE
YOU CAN SEE MY RIB CAGE
STICKING OUT FROM UNDER MY TOP

						TINA & DEB
OH MY GOD, LIFE IS HARD
I JUST GOT A CREDIT CARD
I SHOP AND SHOP AND CAN'T SEEM TO STOP

						ALL
I DON'T WANNA BE A LYNETTE
A CINDY, BRENDA, OR A COLETTE
DON'T WANNA EVER BE A ROSEMARY
AS BORING AS A BORING AS A LIBRARY

I WANNA BE A PRISSY MUFFED MUFFY
WITH A MINK COAT THAT'S FLUFF FLUFF FLUFFY
REBUFF THE POOR BOYS WHO LOOK TOO SCRUFFY
A PRISSY MUFF PRISSY MUFF MUFFY
A PRISSY MUFF PRISSY MUFF MUFFY