Patti Likes Guys
		KATE
It’s just her tough exterior.	
     (sings)
D G A
Yeah she can be real tough, her strength is scary
And she swears she’ll never marry
And her armpits are always hairy,
But Patti likes guys.
		TINA
Yeah she dresses like a total lesbo
And there was that one girl from fresno
But go and ask her, she always says no
Cuz Patti likes Guys

		KATE and TINA
G A D Bm  G A D Bm G G G G A

No, no, no
Patti’s not gay,
No, no, no
She just walks that way
She acts all hard
But really she's soft
She has a thing for the singer from the Molotovs
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Patti Likes Guys.

		KATE
She likes it rude, she likes it gritty
She refuses to dress up pretty, but she 
once had a boyfriend from Jersey City
Patti Likes Guys
		TINA
She doesn't faint at the sight of spiders
And she only reads feminist writers
But she likes to have a cock inside her
Patti Likes Guys

(ska - Bb A Dm)
		DEB
And when she likes someone
She tends to scare him away
She's kind of mean and hostile - that's how she flirts
She'll hit him on the shoulder
She'll spit in his face
G A
And then she'll invite him 
back to her place

		All
No, no, no
Patti’s not gay,
No, no, no
She just looks that way
She acts all hard
But really she's soft as a kitten
Big Joe's face has got her all smitten
Oh Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Patti Likes Guys.
	
around.