PROBLEM CHILD (diner song)

		PATTI
SUCH A PATHETIC CONCEITED PIG
ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS MAKING IT BIG
THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT TO PUNK ROCK
HE'S NO BETTER THAN A COLLEGE JOCK
OUGHT TO TIE HIM DOWN GIVE HIM ELECTRIC SHOCK
HE'S A PROBLEM
HE'S A PROBLEM CHILD

	BIG JOE
THAT GIRL'S TROUBLE, SHE'S LIKE A TRAP
SET HER OFF AND GET COVERED IN CRAP, 
JUST WHEN I TRY TO UNWIND
SHE SHOWS UP TO FUCK WITH MY MIND
SHE'S GOT IT IN FOR ALL OF MANKIND
SHE'S A PROBLEM
SHE'S A PROBLEM!

	BOTH
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!

		PATTI
HE’S STILL THE SAME CHAUVINIST DICK
CHECKS YOU OUT, ACTS ALL SLICK
ALL HE SINGS ABOUT IS GETTING TAIL
HIS MUSIC IS TIRED AND STALE
THE FASHION POLICE SHOULD TAKE HIM OFF TO JAIL
HE'S A PROBLEM
HE'S A PROBLEM CHILD

		BIG JOE
THE GIRL IS SO CONFUSED
SHE MUST'VE BEEN BADLY ABUSED
SHE'S A LESBO FULL OF HATE
SHE'S GOT A HEAD THAT'S NOT ON STRAIGHT
CALL A SHRINK! SOMEBODY OPERATE!
SHE'S A PROBLEM
SHE'S A PROBLEM!

	BOTH
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
PROBLEM!
PROBLEM CHILD
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!