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Gaysians are EXTINCT

Obituary:
Gaysians were a happy species. All they wanted to do was eat, sleep, and hump other creatures. But, alas, with such a good, benevolent and well-intentioned nature, they could not survive in such a cruel and competitive world. Life for the other species will never be the same because it will be a life... without love.

mutations:

slobbery
excessive ejaculate (can be fired at will) +20 attack vs scraggly
The Shocker +20 defense vs shaggy
Smothering D +20 defense vs shaggy

reproduction = 110%