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Pootie Tang are EXTINCT

Obituary:

Sadatay my dameys...cole me on the panny sty. Capa Chow. Sporky's pig- you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai! Gaysians-I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine.

mutations:

shaggy
Daddy Tang's magic whoop ass belt +20 attack vs slobbery
excessive ejaculate (can be fired at will) +20 attack vs scraggly
Hair Clippers +20 attack vs shaggy
Spongy +35 defense vs slobbery

reproduction = 105%