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Spy Kitties are extinct!

Most of the information available on the project codenamed "Spy Kitties" has yet to be declassified. However, various leaks suggest a CIA/NSA collaboration on a synthetic, invasive, semi-organic surveillance apparatus. Apparently one of the characteristics that differentiated this latest attempt at embedded organic surveillance from similar attempts in the 1960s (e.g. the ill-fated project codenamed Operation Acoustic Kitty) was the Spy Kitty's putative ability to develop favorable mutations to deter predators. However, these mutations failed to have any effect whatsoever during a 2008 beta test, and the species was quickly devoured by monkeys.

mutations:

scraggly
Acoustics +20 defense vs shaggy
Spermicide -30 defense vs excessive ejaculate
Daddy Tang's magic whoop ass belt +20 attack vs slobbery
Finite Contemplation +95 defense vs Smother

reproduction = 110%